大家好阿！我正在做我的华语作业。它真的非常非常非常难，我从今天下午３点一直写到现在还是在1st page，十分的wtf对吗？这都是wordpress, facebook 还有youtube的错！！是它们还我的。
我还有英语文章还没写完，omgggg。
ahh fuggersnaps, this is too hard, typing a coherent post in chinese i mean. but so is my friggin chinese written commentary ahhhh
我的老天爷啊，你快救救我这个弱小女子吧！！
Filed under: convos, daily, rambling | Tags: brother, dad, family, funny, mom, weird
the below conversation is transcribed from a mix of chinese, dialect and english:
at 9pm today
me: *on receiving smses* omg earth hour was half an hour ago!!! switch off the lights ppl!!
bj: *switches off all the lights*
grandma: OI
mom: don’t be crazy la none of the neighbours have switched off their lights
me: we must be eco-friendly global citizens
mom: fine whatever
5 minutes later
mom: eh switch on the lights la， 很黑!!
me: lol mom it has only been 5 minutes
another 5 minutes later
dad: *returns home*
me: hi dad!! welcome to earth hour! cannot switch on light for another half an hour k
dad: for what ???
grandma: why you don’t read newspapers one
dad: you know my eyesight is bad in the darkness what if i have an accident
me: use torchlight
dad walks around grumbling
5 min later
dad: eh i have to fix your mom’s com so i have to turn on the lights
me: nooooooooo!
bj: eh walao don’t la i’m doing homework by torchlight
dad: no one is switching off the lights! where’s the evidence? show me show me
mom: show me show me
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earth (half an) hour in my house is so fail! well first of all all the lights are off but we’re still watching tv/ using computers in the dark and ruining our eyes. hypocrisy much. second of everyone in the house is just switching on and off the lights cos they can’t see what they’re doing. third of all i am mediating a domestic squabble in the dark, which makes me lol and wtf at the same time. well. BUTTT in other news I UNDERSTAND MATH!! whoopeeee!! *pops confetti and dances around shrine of math tuition teacher* haha and i’m quite eco-friendly kay. i did half of ws 1 in the dark with light from my com screen.
Filed under: daily, random, rants | Tags: emo, pissed, random, reflective, sarcasm
the build-up of individual insanity has finally cogulated and exploded like a bomb tonight. this gives new meaning to palpable tension. hm, hyperbole maybe, but i often think that some of us in here are more emotionally unsound than others, i wonder why?
and i would like to say that: sometimes we get scared, sometimes we are just plain lazy, but at times where we display rare moments of good judgement and realization, we think “i’m not going to wait anymore and go get it”. epiphanies strike, and if you’re lucky, then the probability of you being happy is high. at other times you fail, but maybe that’s just because what you haven’t been trying.
don’t watch it slip through your fingers
Filed under: daily, random, ugh | Tags: crazy, i sound drunk, pissed, tired, work
you know what, i think i’ll leave the air-con on, go take a shower, exfoiliate, overuse the strawberry body butter and relax on my bed, then drink some cafe boheme (there’s still half a bottle left one month on, i can’t believe it) before coming back to you, savvy? i think a break will do us both good.
edit: wtf was i talking to my homework?! sigh, the vodka taste is gone from my cafe boheme :( been kept in the fridge for too long i supose. i’m currently curled up on my chair with andrew on my lap, and both of us don’t feel like doing anything constructive. he’s looking at me and telling me “come to bed bao” with his soulful eyes. and uh oh i don’t think i can resist… but nay, i must! i must! hmm to bond with my bed now and then bond with ms chok later or slave now and have a nice sleep tomorrow night? the answer is obvious, hmm now just to get to work. ah hahaha ok bao will shut up now.
Filed under: random, videos | Tags: awesome, i sound drunk, music, song, video
the world needs more music videos like this man, felt like i was on something when i was watching it. love psychedelic stuff. :) don’t you wish you could just go tripping and when you comeback all’s well in this world (ie math port has magically done itself)?
and i’ve just finished the last piece of dried mango. ohfug :(
