dreams of a pretty place far far away


goodbye my lover, goodby my friend, you have been the one…
April 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
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… to make me resort to eating ice-cream.

well it was between the slightly inappropriate sniveling, sappy tone of the above mentioned song or the even more inappropriate gratuitous rockabilly vibes and i decided on the latter just because!

this is like, my favourite movie now. haha it’s trashy, is a parody of Grease and it has an elvis-impersonating johnny depp in it! what more could one ask?

and i guess on the topic of syf: as cry baby would say-
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell one for all and all for one
and all we wanna is to have some fun

we had fun, we worked hard, we gained memories and a new experience, that’s all that matters right? i guess what matter’s that we pick up the pieces and move on?

aaaaand there’s nothing a vanilla popsicle coated with dark chocolate won’t solve. (granted it gives you a tummyache, like what i have now, urgh)



if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
April 25, 2009, 4:43 pm
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what up my men. hot diggity dog check dis out:

instead of doing the bollywood dance on wednesday we should just all do this. hahaha it will be freaking funny.

life sucks. i want to be bon qui qui and talk like that all day instead of doing expectation algebra. :/ and writing 1000 chinese practice essays on teenage internet addiction problems. (which while writing, i am forcibly reminded of myself)

oh Great One Upstairs please bestow on me some self-control which i desperately need. :’(



when the mind’s still, a spotlight’s on the problem and your world comes crashing down
April 25, 2009, 12:52 am
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just came back from the vikram’s bday dinner at fish&co with the class, before that i was at the ac-rj a div rugby match. feeling so tired right now. not really in the mood to blog but i guess it’s just a compulsive thing that i’ve gotten into. and i can’t find my scribbling thought book, it’s gone cos i hid it too well so now i can’t locate it. fuggersnaps. :/ after all that full eating with the class i am suddenly reminded of so many bad things in life. like how i totally screwed up my prelims, how the syf’s in 4 freaking days, how i’m lagging behind on every single class (especially the god-forsaken subject of economics), how this how that. how i think i have _________ but nobody cares cos they think i’m joking or attention-seeking. i know my anxieties may seem miniscule in comparison to other people, and you might think that i shouldn’t whine, because my problems never seem serious enough.

this just goes to show that things that happen are always as a result of the effort that you’ve put in, meaning you shouldn’t expect so much out of something you didn’t focus much on in the first place. and sometimes all we need to do is prioritise, prioritise, prioritise – a ninja skill which i need. sigh. another perfectly good chance flushed down the drain.

well i’ll sleep on my insignificant worries and see if they improve over the night, like those over-night anti-virus scans the old computer platforms used to have. scan the viruses out of my system, some way or the other.

p.s. sue townsend’s stuff cheers me up, even though it’s a whole load of rubbish. imagine if our very own prime minister were to traipse around orchard and sentosa in marilyn monroe drag. and liking it. yikes!

p.p.s. sometimes it feels kinda nice cos you feel appreciated. at other times it’s slightly creepy. but now it’s just like, are you just doing this for the sake of projecting that kind of image, cos you have nothing better to do? harsh words, vague person in question. 

I’M SLEEPING PEOPLE. today was really nice, spending time after missing so many outings and cheering for the match and all but sometimes when the cloud of buzzing stops you suddenly become more aware. it’s at times like this you wish you were stoned or something. yup but we should all try to make the best out of our situations, hopefully they’ll come to pass. 

peace out homies, this gal’s gonna harp about it all in dreamland. g’nite y’all.



cultural learnings of acs(independent) for make benefit of glorious motherland of china
April 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
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yakshemash. my name is bao cheng. my hobbies are dance like bboy and shop with my eyes. haha ok i’ll stop laming. as you can tell i’ve been watching some borat (on youtube, which is practically my homepage;  but more on that another time) – he’s a really funny bugger. haha did you know that the expression of surprise “wawawewa” (that pam so oftenly uses, although the joke is lost on her) comes from his movie. anyway i think that there are many similiarities between borat and a typical acs boy. for example, they both crack jew jokes, they are both dirty-minded, both like to wrestle randomly, both like to disco dance and play pingpong etc. etc. weeeeell actually after comparison that’s not very similiar. but what do i know i’m just a china girl zzzzzz. anyway i should totally make my own version of borat and film a movie with the name of the title of this post. vary naice. i think it will sell millions butttttttttt i think my mother will probably disown me for sullying the namesakes of the great motherland.

school’s been not so intense recently, probably because i’m missing so many lessons because of… guitarrrr! (say that like in i believe in a thing called love) i swear i don’t understand anything/cannot absorb anything in class anymore because i just don’t understand ANYTHING the teacher(s) is saying!!! it’s like her mouth will be moving and she speaking in english but when it enters my head it all sounds like greek or martian or something. like cannot register one.

hopefully i’ll stop slacking soon and revise during the weekend. anyway speaking of slacking the chinese a2 ib exams are in 2 bleddy weeks! ahhhhh!! and i think we’re going through the prelim papers this week but because of syf practice i’ve been missing chinese a lot so i’m not sure!! omg siewmoy is SO gonna kill me. and omgomgomg my EE!!! (what ee, you mean that thing she returned me 2 months ago??) i just remembered it. wawawewa. okay here i go rambling on again.

anyway the point of this post is to talk about guitar syf(even thought the title and everything doesn’t seem like it). it’s pretty intense recently; my fingers hurt a lot, and i think gwh might be a little wishful thinking for us. not to curse our syf or anything but i really hope that one-week-chiong-everything ac spirit will help us this time. but it’s okay. at least we have the sexy bass solo for subaru to make things better. haha we blue ocean man, no other school will have  a sexy harmonic solo on bass guitar. but shhhh you didn’t hear that from me! ;) and a little bird just told me there’s practice until 8pm tomorrow!! wth man, that’s so not cool. i’m starting to tire of the syf pieces… kinda. oh yeah and we got the syf costume today. let’s just say that my dreams of performing a musical intrument on stage in a floor length black toga gown with rose embellishments and a mermaid train are dashed. and that the girls totally blend in cos the suit makes us look like butches. no seriously we are wearing a bleddy suit, like those weather reportmen!! :( :( :(

sigh. wishful thinking indeed. bc you gotta get your head out there man, it’s like, a totally bottomless endless pit if you’re to fall into that well again. it’ll sap all the energy out of your brain and wring your concentration dry. sid and nancy my foot.



hey i got some new shoes/ and suddenly everything seems right!
April 20, 2009, 1:16 am
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sup my homies! juuuust finished my lear extract analysis. went out with my shawties ming and kk to buy my superduperlong overdue present! yay which are my new shoes, i’m gonna wear em to school tomorrow! they’re perfect, except for the fact that they’re so tight such that after i put on the super thick ac socks, the circulation to my feet are cut off. but tis okay. i dont find having to amputate my feet (choi!) for a pretty pair of shoes. lol i’m actually wearing them now, complete with socks, to expand them as much as i can before school tomorrow. and i hope they don’t strangle my feet. i mean if i have to cut off my feet cos they are paralysed after wearing my new shoes for 1 day it’s quite wasteful leh. i’ll be wheel-chair bound, then that’s pretty inconvenient. cannot shop for nice shoes anymore.

anyway when i came back from the shopping my grandma fed me this strange orange. she chopped it and while i was eating it, i asked her why it was missing the top. to which she replied “oh cos one half was rotting so i cut the black parts off” OMG too late for me to spit it intothe rubbish bin cos i finished it by then. she’s too frugal -_- and so if i end up missing school for another 4 days you’ll know the reason why. MY GRANDMA FED ME A POISON ORANGE D:

anyway ming was telling kk and i how the part of our brain that judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex (or the same sex, if you flow that way) is turned off when we’re in love. which is quite true, cos throughout the trip ming kept saying her bf was the hottest guy on earth and she kept asking kk who she thinks is hotter than him in nj. (but i think ming is just wierd la, she can tell when girls are hot but she dunno if guys are hot or not. hello shouldn’t it be the other way round?!) haha omg that’s quite amusing actually. what if your bf wasn’t really cute (read: FUGLY), would you still be blind and say that he’s damn attractive?! well the girls were saying that hot doesn’t equate to cute, so… maybe his face is shit but he has a tight body. omg that’ll be damn wierd. imagine william hung face + michael phelps body. errrrrrr if my bf was like that i’ll bring him to the plastic surgeon and lie that it’s the dentist so after he wakes up his face will improve and i wont hurt his ego cos i don’t need to tell him explicitly “eh your face… maybe need go see plastic surgeon”. oh well, kids you shouldn’t judge people based on their looks! it’s inner beauty that counts… right? O:)))

and after today’s trip i realised heeren is such a limited and boring place. everytime we shope we go there, but we don’t anything cos there’s nothing nice/interesting. haha speaking of interesting, today i’ve decided instead of saying”this is nice” when i show an article of clothing to my friends, i shall say “this is interesting” like what you’d say while in a art gallery. cos i think all my girlfriends think i have bad taste in clothes cos i always show them outrageous stuff (like tiedyed floor-length dresses and neon green tutus… ok exaggerating a bit her) and i tell them it’s nice. then they’ll pull a face similiar to what you’d react when a hobo who hasn’t showered fo 2 weeks comes up to you and says “I LOVE YOU… now gimmie 5 bucks”. yes that kind of disgusted and horrified face. oh in pam’s case she will give me her condescending/patronizing smile. which looks something like…:) <- the ironic smile. it hurts my ego kay. :’( sob… i don’t have bad taste in clothes!!! nooo!! *in denial* next time i’ll say “hey this is… interesting!” means i think it looks different, but doesn’t mean i will wear it, so even if it’s damn ugly it won’t reflect on my tastes :D

haha i’m like ranting to myself here. and omg i dunno if i will survive tmr with my new shoes; THEY ARE REALLY SUFFOCATING MY POOR FEET!!1 better take them off now. but they’re really nice lehh if suzyeo tells me they’re illegal i will cry :/

p.s. i realise after i hang out with ming and kk i become damn bimbo. dang. in chinese we say “if you go near red dye you will become red colour, if you go near ink then you will become black colour” in my case i go near my bimbo friends and my hair turns blonde colour.