dreams of a pretty place far far away

yakshemash. my name is bao cheng. my hobbies are dance like bboy and shop with my eyes. haha ok i’ll stop laming. as you can tell i’ve been watching some borat (on youtube, which is practically my homepage;  but more on that another time) – he’s a really funny bugger. haha did you know that the expression of surprise “wawawewa” (that pam so oftenly uses, although the joke is lost on her) comes from his movie. anyway i think that there are many similiarities between borat and a typical acs boy. for example, they both crack jew jokes, they are both dirty-minded, both like to wrestle randomly, both like to disco dance and play pingpong etc. etc. weeeeell actually after comparison that’s not very similiar. but what do i know i’m just a china girl zzzzzz. anyway i should totally make my own version of borat and film a movie with the name of the title of this post. vary naice. i think it will sell millions butttttttttt i think my mother will probably disown me for sullying the namesakes of the great motherland.

school’s been not so intense recently, probably because i’m missing so many lessons because of… guitarrrr! (say that like in i believe in a thing called love) i swear i don’t understand anything/cannot absorb anything in class anymore because i just don’t understand ANYTHING the teacher(s) is saying!!! it’s like her mouth will be moving and she speaking in english but when it enters my head it all sounds like greek or martian or something. like cannot register one.

hopefully i’ll stop slacking soon and revise during the weekend. anyway speaking of slacking the chinese a2 ib exams are in 2 bleddy weeks! ahhhhh!! and i think we’re going through the prelim papers this week but because of syf practice i’ve been missing chinese a lot so i’m not sure!! omg siewmoy is SO gonna kill me. and omgomgomg my EE!!! (what ee, you mean that thing she returned me 2 months ago??) i just remembered it. wawawewa. okay here i go rambling on again.

anyway the point of this post is to talk about guitar syf(even thought the title and everything doesn’t seem like it). it’s pretty intense recently; my fingers hurt a lot, and i think gwh might be a little wishful thinking for us. not to curse our syf or anything but i really hope that one-week-chiong-everything ac spirit will help us this time. but it’s okay. at least we have the sexy bass solo for subaru to make things better. haha we blue ocean man, no other school will have  a sexy harmonic solo on bass guitar. but shhhh you didn’t hear that from me! ;) and a little bird just told me there’s practice until 8pm tomorrow!! wth man, that’s so not cool. i’m starting to tire of the syf pieces… kinda. oh yeah and we got the syf costume today. let’s just say that my dreams of performing a musical intrument on stage in a floor length black toga gown with rose embellishments and a mermaid train are dashed. and that the girls totally blend in cos the suit makes us look like butches. no seriously we are wearing a bleddy suit, like those weather reportmen!! :( :( :(

sigh. wishful thinking indeed. bc you gotta get your head out there man, it’s like, a totally bottomless endless pit if you’re to fall into that well again. it’ll sap all the energy out of your brain and wring your concentration dry. sid and nancy my foot.